Two Things

"And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.

These Things will not bite you.

They want to have fun."

Then, out of the box came Thing Two and

Thing One! And they ran to us fast. They said

"How do you do? Would you like to shake hands

with Thing One and Thing Two?"

And Jon and I did not know what to do.

So we shook hands with Thing One and

Thing Two. We shook their two hands.

But our fish said, "No! No! Those Things

should not be in this house! Make them go!

"Have no fear, little fish," said the

Cat in the Hat. "These Things are good Things."

"They are tame. Oh, so tame!

They havecome here to play.

They will give you some fun

on this day."

Then those Things ran about with big

bumps, jumps and kicks and with

hops and big thumps and all kinds

of bad tricks.