After supper last night I got Audrey out of her seat and took her clothes off, getting her ready for her bath. Well, her diaper was already coming off so I took it all the way off and put her down while I got James out and started taking his clothes off. When I got his pants off I caught a scent of poo so I checked his diaper. Empty. Huh. I looked at Audrey but didn't see anything. I figured someone had just tooted so I started to gather their clothes up and make my way to the bathroom to turn the water on. But darn it the poo smell kept getting stronger so I checked the floor again. That's when I spotted it, a huge pile of partially smooshed poo on the floor. Lovely!
You should have seen me running around trying to keep Audrey from getting her hands in it, getting any more on the floor(she already smeared it with her booty) keeping James out of it and trying to clean it up all at the same time(Jon hadn't made it home yet). It was a site I'm sure and the bewildered look on my children's faces from me screaming "DON'T TOUCH IT" every time they moved was priceless! Of course right after I got it cleaned up Jon got home so he bathed them while I mopped the floor. At which time I discovered that Audrey had also tinkled on the floor in 3 different places! The little stinker! Mind you she did all this in less than 20 seconds and with out a single peep!